Sheer mental garbage.
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Name: Walaa Emam
From: Cairo,Egypt
About me: Faculty of Science, AinShams Univ.
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Friday, September 15, 2006
What happens if you say, "Screw You" to presidents or Prime minister?
U.S.A.
Nothing happens, you become famous, they make you write a book and you make millions of dollars. But meanwhile the President sues you and gets all the money you have.

ENGLAND

The Prime minister says "Screw you too"...

FRANCE
Millions of people supports you and says "Screw you" to the president. Meanwhile the president of France writes poems because of hissadness.

JAPAN
The Prime minister says "I'm sorry; I'm not interested in your body."

GERMANY
The police come and say "Please don't screw the president".

SWEDEN
People vote if they accept you to screw the Prime minister or not.If the answer is yes you screw the Prime minister. If the answer is no, the Prime minister shakes your hand.

TURKEY
The president takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Greece welcomes him as a political refugee.

ITALY
You get price quotes from the mafia for realizing your passion.

RUSSIA
The president kisses your mouth.

SAUDI ARABIA
You say, "Screw you" to the president ... But, there is no president, you feel foolish. But if you say "screw you" to the king, the king cuts your tongue...

EGYPT
You say "Screw you" to the president?!? You are too late my friend; you've already been "screwed" by the president!!
 
posted by Veeeva at 9/15/2006 02:26:00 PM | Permalink |


13 Comments:


  • At 3:01 PM, Blogger قلم جاف

    we ve learned to reply to the greeting as it is or in a better form..

    when any guy says "screw you" to the president , the bureaucrats will reply to the "screw you" with a better one in their terms, which begins with "f"!

     
  • At 8:26 PM, Blogger Maya

    What would happen in Lebanon ya toura?!?

     
  • At 7:00 AM, Blogger Veeeva

    قلم جاف
    hell u r right!

    maya
    mmm..not quite sure...maybe in Lebanon ppl r nice and don't say such things in the 1st place.

     
  • At 11:53 AM, Blogger Shams

    lol good one......thanx for sharing.

     
  • At 11:56 AM, Blogger Shams

    btwn, did you make the list?

    if you did, u r brilliant. but u will be even more brillian, if you figure out if that said to Talabani? :D

     
  • At 1:29 PM, Blogger Veeeva

    ehm.. no, i'm not brilliant.

     
  • At 2:19 PM, Blogger Munther

    lol still breathing ! :D Thats sooo true especially the one related to the arabs ! lol

     
  • At 2:39 PM, Blogger Polka Dotted

    well.. he already heard the people say screw u alot !!! so dont worry if u tried to do it again

     
  • At 6:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

    hehehehe

    I liked that

    و عجبني اوي تعليق قلم جاف

    loool..yeah..right!! :D

     
  • At 3:13 AM, Blogger مفلس افندى الرايق

    beauty kind lady how r u?

    نورتى مدونتى بجد وموضوعاتك بتساعد ان الواحد يرجع اللغه اللى تاهت منه

    كل سنه وانتى طيبه

     
  • At 10:10 AM, Blogger salateenoo

    i dont think that the president will leave a tongue for you to utter these two words ..

     
  • At 11:24 PM, Blogger hurricane_x

    yeah
    we r the screwed citizens !!
    and we've been screwed over and over..
    walla byhemena...we lost dignity

     
  • At 1:47 AM, Blogger Pazuzu HSP

    Lebanon:

    you say screw you to the president... nothing happens everybody already said it to our president

    OR

    you say screw you to one of the president... then someone from the opposite religion or sect says screw your president

     
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