1-drink too many house cleaning agents
2-set fire to your eyeballs
3-skydive into an exploding volcano
4-cement yourself into the middle of a highway
5-try soaking your head in a bucket of ammonia. in 5 minutes, if you are still alive, repeat as necessary till dead
6-cut your head off with a razor blade and go into extreme ecstacy
7-drink a gallon of Nitrogrycerin and jump up and down vigirously
8-fart in a balloon and light a match
9-eat the stuff between your toes with a teaspoon of pepper and a drop of vinegar
10-fart in front of the meanest, fattest, teacher while bending over to pick up the pencil that you mistakenly (yeah, right!) dropped
11-eat shit and die
12-try skydiving underwater
13-sit on a pitchfork
14-cement yourself into the Great Wall of China
15-slide down a razor blade
16-cross a highway blindfolded (this is my fav.)
17-do whatever your parents say (yea it'll eventually kill u trust me)
18-eat that cake that's been sitting in the fridge for 2 months
19-try picking your brain via your nose
20-squeeze yourself into a microwave (and don't forget to turn it on [duh!])
21-sleep at the bottom of an elevator shaft
22-stick your hand ,or foot if desired, in a food processor
23-get your ear caught in the spokes of your bike while riding down a hill
24-sleep in your washing machine (or dryer for extra fluffyness)
25-loose the only key to your father's brand new Rolls Royce
26-cement yourself into the middle of a highway
27-volunteer to be a subway brake
28-look in the mirror [ha ha! just kiddin'!]
29-eat a piece of Uranium
30-lick a scientist's chemical lab table before he cleans up!
31-take a chainsaw, cut your head into thirds
32-slurp nuclear waste
33-stab yourself in 100 (and 1) places
34-ski off a cliff
35-you take a final relaxing dip in a pool of gasoline - you hang yourself from a branch of a tree - light the bonfire under you!
36-tie each of your ankles to the bumper of 2 cars and let them back out in different directions - Slowly!
It is a tough old world, baby. If u r not bolted together u're gonna shake, rattle, & roll before u turn 30!
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
36 Ways to kill yourself
posted by Veeeva at 8/09/2006 09:25:00 PM
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At 1:25 AM,
admelmasry -
Let me have a different view.. all the mentioned way in ur article are good, but miss creation and effectiveness.. there is nowadays a newer type of suicide which are slower but very fatal and effective, amongst them:
38-work in small jobs withing an ignorant and retarded society
39-Being good in a bad environment (slow but very effective)
40-(in Egypt) Dealing with teachers and bureaucrats
41-Reading gov-tal press daily and watch gov-tal tv (direct effects on mind)
42-Re-enter el thanawieya el samma once more (New)
43-(For regular men) Daily dealing with women who are motasalleteen we mestargeleen we lembic (The bad she is the faster will be the results) -
At 6:04 PM,
Polka Dotted -
At 12:35 AM,
hurricane_x -
At 6:43 AM,
FreudianSlip -
At 9:45 AM,
Polka Dotted -
At 3:11 AM,
FreudianSlip -
At 8:00 AM,
admelmasry -
At 3:51 PM,
abderrahman -
Quite funny ideas for death, but lets stick with the usual shooting our brains out, I mean look at it this way, if I plan is to die I wouldn't need the torture... :P
And well 'SB' no one is forced to live, everyone should want to, it is just about finding one's own aspirations and once hands are on that life is pretty cool... Or so I believe...
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