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Name: Walaa Emam
From: Cairo,Egypt
About me: Faculty of Science, AinShams Univ.
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

WHY MEN ARE SO COOL

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- They know stuff about tanks.
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- They can open their own jars.
- They get extra credit for the slightest of thoughtfulness.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- One who forgets to invite them to something can still be their friend.
- If they're 34 and single, nobody notices.
- Everything on their face stays the same color.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- They don't have to clean the apartment if the meter reader comes.
- Car mechanics tell them the truth.
- They can quietly watch a ball game with a buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
- Same work....more pay.
- Wedding dress - $2000. Tuxedo rental - $80.
- They can drop by a friend without having to bring a little gift.
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, they just might become lifelong friends.
- Their friends can be trusted to never trap them with: "So, do you notice anything different?"
- They are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
- They are unable to see wrinkles in their clothes.
- The same hairstyle will last for years, maybe decades.
- They don't have to shave below their necks.
- Their belly usually hides their big hips.
- They have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

posted by Veeeva at 7/19/2006 01:02:00 PM

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14 Comments:

At 3:08 PM, mitar2a3

awalan,
nice blog w nice post
sanian,
i like the design of ur page so much.
salisan,
eah l blog l tany elli fi nas mashno2a da? min kam yom kan fi darb nar bardo fil blog da !
rabina yostor lol :D
bas 7'alas ;)
At 3:41 PM, N

Ain't they great??
I admire those things in men so much i have adopted their behavior!
Except for the shaving and mustache thing... kol 7aga laha 7edood bardo.
At 7:47 PM, zemos

:) :)
hehehehe
nice post....
al7amd lellah ennena fina kol el momayyezat di...
this blog makees me feel as if i`m reading an interesting English magazine for teens
:)
At 12:19 AM, Maat

looool
u reminded me of something i read, it was something like "women's company is what makes them want to marry"...7aga keda
At 9:38 PM, hurricane_x

so funny and sooooo real :)
mmm...
we r really cool :)
At 2:54 AM, Anonymous

i don't think men are cool -no offence to all the men in the world- however, i do think that it's cool to be a man, for all the aforesaid reasons :) wtg ya walaa
At 3:22 PM, Veeeva

Women r cool too, u know?

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

& at work We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

:)
At 1:18 PM, Anonymous

lol, loved the blender thingy.. lol

you can always scare male bosses by more than that, pretend ur gonna cry.. or even sawaty we lemmy 3aleeh el work place.. lol
At 1:12 AM, maxxedout

- They have penises .
At 2:22 PM, Veeeva

yea right..that makes them cool
At 2:18 PM, Unknown

Well it is not about it being easy for men I guess, it is about women being uneasy to please, probably impossible...
At 4:42 PM, Veeeva

nothing is impossible godfather...ppl just give up on each other pretty easily.
At 4:55 PM, Veeeva

How to Please a Woman

Compliment her;
respect her;
honor her;
cuddle her;
caress her;
love her;
kiss her;
stroke her;
buy things for her;
tease her;
comfort her;
protect her;
hug her;
hold her;
spend money on her;
wine and dine her;
listen to her;
care for her;
stand by her;
support her;
hold her.

How to Please a Man

Show up naked;
Bring beer.
At 3:23 PM, jokerman

The "How to please a man" is a western one, for Eastern men all it is really is show up naked & thats it, no need for beer or anything else.
Men with big hips?? yuuuuucck?