Bored? here's some ideas to keep you entertained...

*Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa.
*Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.
*Have a tea party with your pets.
*Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
*Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong.
*Write "Out to lunch" on your forehead.
*Drive to the store in reverse.
*Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognise it when it comes back to you.
*Read the dictionary backwards and look for hidden messages.
*Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room.
*Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
*Make up a language and stop someone to ask for directions.
*Write a short story using alphabet soup.
*Talk to your fish.
*Start conversations with people that start with, "Did you ever wonder why..."
*clean up a homeless cat then send it back on the streets.
*Read this.